"How do you take so many pills?' "Can I catch HIV from (fill in the blank)?" Now those of us who've been HIV+ a while are used to getting these moronic questions, but I've got the solution here. Inspired by an old strip in MAD Magazine, I've turned what they called "Snappy Answers" into " Smart Ass Answers" because, well, because quite frankly, I can be the biggest smart ass you'll ever meet.
	Select Another Strip Dental Care I`ve Looked at Clouds from Both Sides Now The Donut Hole Topkatz the Naltorian Bedtime TV Vacationing in Damascus The HIV Drug with NO Side Effects A Letter from Bill Frist Paintball! Dangerous Comics Hello, My Name Is... Comic Strip Characters Convention Got Some Bad News and Some Good News Just Needs a Little Salt On the Way to a Million The First AIDS Musical Martha Stewart Is in Our Dumpster Saving Face Too Many Balls Pills: How NOT to Be Seen On Hold The USA Today Pie Chart The Call in the Middle of the Night A Delicate Operation The HIV+ Paper Chase The FDA Meets Homeland Security Buffy the Former Vampire Slayer Drug Trials & Tribulations Food Glorious Food A Visit with Nick and Jessica The Price Is So NOT Right Counting Blue Pills Shipping to India The Stay-out-of-Jail Card The Good Name of Tina The ADAP Duck O Canada Queer Eye for the HIV+ Guy Joining the X-Men Back in Our Day You HAVE to Do a Strip About... The Fishing Trip The Flasher and the Drag Queen At Bat I Want My HIV TV! The HIV+ Dating Game Emily Litella Dawn Averitt The Football Heartsong Laverne & Shirley... and the Rest We Have SO Much in Common Just My Type I´d Like to Teach the World to Sing We´re All Wasted! Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Another Day the Earth Stood Still Where DO They Get These Numbers? The Cheap Cell Phone The Sustiva Olympics The Math Lesson September 11, 2001 Baggage Is That a Greg Louganis in Your Pocket... Returning to Work Bridget Jones´Diary, Pt. 2 A Card for Every Occasion They´re Too Small for Me Fraudulex Undetectable Meeting Judd Rapunzel Planning a Vacation Dr. Laura & the Tribal Council Expiration Dates Rocker Sensitivity Training Milk Thistle John Rocker Horror Picture Show 60 Years from Now Whatever Happened to the Dinosaurs? Therapies of Tomorrow Expanding One´s Vocabulary Livin´ HIV Loca Bewitched Green Acres Radio Radio Lucy Does a Protease Inhibitor Commercial Titanic Breaking the Record Disclosure Today Mushrooms Rent Condoms Come to South Park Barebacking Sleeping Beauty Cocktail Attire Pets Virus Wars Half-Full or Half-Empty Christmas Wishes They´re Outside Smoking The HOV Lane The Protease Nazi Phantom of the Office Campfire Stories Peer Counseling On Trial Travelin´ Medicine Show Secret Origins Water Water Everywhere Good Sex Vengeance Is Mine... The 100 T-Cell Pyramid Telling Others The Original Three Episodes					originally appeared March, 2003

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