I have to give credit for the malapropism in this one to a couple of the great guys in my Tuesday night support group Positive Attitudes, as one kept making the same mistake poor sweet Emily Litella would have. When someone (OK, me) corrected him, another member said "You should do a strip on this." Assuming he didn't mean for me to take my clothes off, I did.
Select Another Strip RuPaul´s DRUG Race Schwag from the Drug Companies Elizabeth Taylor So What Have You Been Doing All This Time? Bite-Size HIV News What's in YOUR Basket? Can a 15-minte Phone Call... Big Pharma, Nice Knowin´ Ya Those Crazy Pill Bottle Labels The Names Project AIDS Quilt Mystery Date Doctor! Doctor! Chickens for Check-Ups HIVarmony Entry Inhibitors Celebrity Condoms HIV+ Action Figures The HIVPhone - There's an App for That Yard Sale Single Fellas (Put a Rubber on It) Addicted to Facebook Aggressive Insurance Scooby-Doo and the Mystery Incantations Match Game Next for Norvir The Elite Society of the Undectables John King and His Cool Magic Wall HIV+ People Have the Best Sex The Getaway Car Wake Me Up Before You Blago Joe Greenwood Microbicides Giving Blood at the San Diego Comic-Con Sweet Dreams Are Made of This Mac vs. PC The Stimulus Package Spitzer Swallows Ft. Lauderdale... or Urinetown? Dental Care I`ve Looked at Clouds from Both Sides Now The Donut Hole Topkatz the Naltorian Bedtime TV Vacationing in Damascus The HIV Drug with NO Side Effects A Letter from Bill Frist Paintball! Dangerous Comics Hello, My Name Is... Comic Strip Characters Convention Got Some Bad News and Some Good News Just Needs a Little Salt On the Way to a Million The First AIDS Musical Martha Stewart Is in Our Dumpster Saving Face Too Many Balls Pills: How NOT to Be Seen On Hold The USA Today Pie Chart The Call in the Middle of the Night A Delicate Operation The HIV+ Paper Chase The FDA Meets Homeland Security Buffy the Former Vampire Slayer Drug Trials & Tribulations Food Glorious Food A Visit with Nick and Jessica The Price Is So NOT Right Counting Blue Pills Shipping to India The Stay-out-of-Jail Card The Good Name of Tina The ADAP Duck O Canada Queer Eye for the HIV+ Guy Joining the X-Men Back in Our Day You HAVE to Do a Strip About... The Fishing Trip The Flasher and the Drag Queen At Bat I Want My HIV TV! The HIV+ Dating Game Emily Litella Dawn Averitt The Football Heartsong Laverne & Shirley... and the Rest We Have SO Much in Common Just My Type I´d Like to Teach the World to Sing We´re All Wasted! Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Another Day the Earth Stood Still Where DO They Get These Numbers? The Cheap Cell Phone The Sustiva Olympics The Math Lesson September 11, 2001 Baggage Is That a Greg Louganis in Your Pocket... Returning to Work Bridget Jones´Diary, Pt. 2 A Card for Every Occasion They´re Too Small for Me Fraudulex Undetectable Meeting Judd Rapunzel Planning a Vacation Dr. Laura & the Tribal Council Expiration Dates Rocker Sensitivity Training Milk Thistle John Rocker Horror Picture Show 60 Years from Now Whatever Happened to the Dinosaurs? Therapies of Tomorrow Expanding One´s Vocabulary Livin´ HIV Loca Bewitched Green Acres Radio Radio Lucy Does a Protease Inhibitor Commercial Titanic Breaking the Record Disclosure Today Mushrooms Rent Condoms Come to South Park Barebacking Sleeping Beauty Cocktail Attire Pets Virus Wars Half-Full or Half-Empty Christmas Wishes They´re Outside Smoking The HOV Lane The Protease Nazi Phantom of the Office Campfire Stories Peer Counseling On Trial Travelin´ Medicine Show Secret Origins Water Water Everywhere Good Sex Vengeance Is Mine... The 100 T-Cell Pyramid Telling Others The Original Three Episodes
					originally appeared April, 2003

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